Wednesday, December 22, 2004

Peeping Through the Blinds

Another day in the office again... I actually love these few hours before Bossman comes in where I get the whole office to myself, for me to catch up on other people's lives by blog-reading, sit in quiet and contemplate while I watch the sun seep in through my rattan blinds.

I got to write Christmas cards later to my mum, Gary and a nameless depressive, with the last being most difficult to pen. I'm reading a letter that Ash penned for me a couple of days ago, in efforts to revive those note-passing days during boring lectures, complete with the whole retro "Old skool" look of ball pen ink on a torn piece of notebook paper. I know I've probably said this one time too many, but hell yeah we've come a long way. Well at least I know I have.

I told someone recently that my resolutions for the year 2004 was to (a) Never settle for second best and (b) Not be such a pushover. I think I've achieved a pretty good percentage of both (a) and (b). I have not let myself settle for second best (to that point that I don't think I'd ever settle, hur hur) and I've learnt a lot about being pushed around. Throughout the year, I've cried and ranted more than I've laughed. I've gone poor more than I've splurged. I've tried more than I have in other years. 2003 was no doubt a fucked up year. 2004 was one whereby I learnt the most about love, loss and life. I seriously hope 2005 will be one where I get to revel in the fruits of my lessons.

Nevertheless, I've gone past hissing and spitting in angst and true Alanis bitterness at whatever 2004 has thrown at me. I think I've gone beyond that. Ironically speaking, I've been having this nagging feeling that I should be much more thankful for what I have derived from 2004. I feel that I've not given enough thanks for what I have now. Though I spent most of the year bitter and penniless (haha), I've managed to have to most outrageous, random, out of this world experiences.

From crazy chi-chi parties, money thrown on pool tables, wandering around "rastafari land", increased alchohol consumption, crazy vday hotel stays, hotel rendezvous breakfast pigging outs, a multitude of stupid but "neccessary" ad events, impromptu trips to KL to fantastic peranakan cuisine in a warm home, its been crazy.
This is also the first year that I am "officially" buying Christmas presents for people. Sounds dumb but it marks something new to me. Having spent bulk of my previous paycheck on presents for others rather than for myself, I'm now on borderline, going to be very poor soon. But it feels good.

I shall post pics of my random, crazy trip to KL with the most randomest of people that you'd never imagine soon. It was a well deserved break. A very well deserved break. I shall also try very hard to thank God for continously showering me with blessings in disguises as well as throwing in the weirdest of dramas and circumstances in my way. (whoops, was I supposed to say that? -cowers-)
Oh god, now I got to write Christmas cards. BAH.

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Speed my Ass.

Officially Missing You"

[Verse One]
All I hear is raindrops
Falling on the rooftop
Oh baby tell me why’d you have to go
Cause this pain I feel
It wont go away
And today I’m officially missing you
I thought that from this heartache
I could escape
But I fronted long enough to know
There ain’t no way
And today
I'm officially missing you

[Chorus]
Oh can’t nobody do it like you
Said every little thing you do
Hey baby say it stays on my mind
And I, I’m officially

[Verse Two]
All I do is lay around
Two ears full tears
From looking at your face on the wall
Just a week ago you were my baby
Now I don’t even know you at all
I don’t know you at all
Well I wish that you would call me right now
So that I could get through to you somehow
But I guess it’s safe to say baby safe to say
That I’m officially missing you


[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Well I thought I could just get over you baby
But I see that’s something I just can't do
From the way you would hold me
To the sweet things you told me
I just can’t find a way
To let go of you

[Chorus]

It official
You know that I’m missing you
Yeah yes
All I hear is raindrops
And I’m officially missing you

Friday, December 17, 2004

Its a Battlefield Out There

Christmas shopping is no joke. I still love it, but man it can be hella tiring and irritating.

While shopping for a Christmas dinner dress at (of all goddamned places Daniel Yen due all other shops being closed)
"Hi, can I get one of these in my size please?"
"Oh yes sure miss, errr if it is too tight, don't force hor, because this is 100% silk hah"

I had to be restrained lest I punched her face.

While shopping for a pen at Montblanc.
"Hi, could you show me your cheapest pen? Oh its alright, its for someone we don't really like so I couldn't care less if it looks like a mechanical pencil."
The look on the saleslady's face was priceless.

While shopping for jeans at Topshop.
"Hi, the price tag on this pair of jeans is $103 but the other one says $96...could you help me out?"
"Ooooohhhh, misssss. Its actually ninety-sezzzz dollars, plus you get a freee $10 dollar voucher."

5 points for Eunice.

While shopping for Champagne.
"Hi, could I get a bottle of Moet?"
"Oh you might want to try cold storage, its quite popular there."

Cheebye kanina.

While shopping for wine bags at Takashimaya.
"Hi, do you have sell wine bags?"
"Errr....wo men you mei you mai wine bags ah?"
"Oh sorry miss we don't have."

5 mins later.
"Hi, I would like to pay for my WINE BAG? Yeah could I have one of those paper bags as well?"
Yes zhe li mei you mai wine bags indeed.

It was a fun afternoon which ended with a not so good screening of Ocean's Twelve. Experimental camera angles and a let-down script aside, the only consolation was seeing Brad Pitt traipse around in trench coats, silk shirts and killer shades.
And I'm only half done with my shopping. Bah.

Tuesday, December 14, 2004

Itch

I am a leper...yes, that's right. There is a huge purplish-red bruise bigger than a 50 cent coin on my arm, plus like 5 mozzie bites. I HATE mozzies. Die mofos. -zaps mozzies with ray gun- Stupid mozzie bites all over my arms and ankles. BAH. I look like a retarded leper who's constantly twitching and itching.

It is very challenging juggling work, handling the stupidass roadshows while leaving time for my commitments. I don't even want to talk about leaving time for myself. I don't have that anymore...but so far, I am trying to be a very good girl, and I reckon I have been. I have been to church twice this week, and I am quite glad. -cue collective gasps of awe and surprise-

I seriously cannot wait for Christmas Eve when bossman leaves the country for a week. There will be much rejoicing then. This week will be an extremely hateful one because I will be officially chained and bound to the Apple store opening at Junction 8. -kicks and screams- I want to STAY AT HOME and WATCH MONTY PYTHON DAMNIT. RAAAAAAARRNESSSSS until mad.

This is VERY trying and horrible. I forsee myself throwing inane tantrums and being a huge grumps. Poor Ozzy. This is really irritating. Really. Sigh.

Monday, December 13, 2004

You've Already Won Me Over

I had no choice but to hear you
You stated your case time and again
I thought about it

You treat me like I'm a princess
I'm not used to liking that
You ask how my day was

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

Your love is thick and it swallowed me whole
You're so much braver than I gave you credit for
That's not lip service

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault

You are the bearer of unconditional things
You held your breath and the door for me
Thanks for your patience

You're the best listener that I've ever met
You're my best friend
Best friend with benefits
What took me so long

I've never felt this healthy before
I've never wanted something rational
I am aware now
I am aware now

You've already won me over in spite of me
And don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet
Don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
I couldn't help it
It's all your fault


"Sharon...Sharon!! Where are the cats?"
"They're outside your door Ozzy."

"I love you hunny bunny...Everybody this is a robbery!"
"Anyone of you pricks fucking move and I'll execute every last motherfucking one of you!"


I'm really thankful, truly.

Friday, December 03, 2004

What This Feels Like

(Spoken:)
Girls can wear jeans
And cut their hair short
Wear shirts and boots
'Cause it's OK to be a boy
But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading
'Cause you think that being a girl is degrading
But secretly you'd love to know what it's like
Wouldn't you
What it feels like for a girl

Silky smooth
Lips as sweet as candy, baby
Tight blue jeans
Skin that shows in patches

Strong inside but you don't know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

Chorus:

Do you know what it feels like for a girl
Do you know what it feels like in this world
For a girl

Hair that twirls on finger tips so gently, baby
Hands that rest on jutting hips repenting

Hurt that's not supposed to show
And tears that fall when no one knows
When you're trying hard to be your best
Could you be a little less

Strong inside but you don't know it
Good little girls they never show it
When you open up your mouth to speak
Could you be a little weak

In this world
Do you know
Do you know
Do you know what it feels like for a girl
What it feels like in this world


Finally, bossman got some weak indication that I might just DIE of malnutrition and deadly flu bugs if I don't get a break, so now, I'm slacking in the office and being an ingrate because I'm grumpy that there is nothing to do...whoops.
I am counting down til I get my pay. It better be pretty if not I swear I'd throw a major hissy fit.
First thing on my list after clearing my stupid hp bills would be to buy shoesies and tops!! YAY. Oh and X'mas pressies -grumbles about Festive seasons and wastage of money- Hehe.
Please buy Eunice -cough- aka the nicest person in the whole world -cough- a nice X'mas pressie.
Got like a gadzillion stupid ass roadshows this month. Stupidstupiderstupidest. Bah.